WILD BUNCH KENNEL

Let us share are love of animal with you and your family.

                            WELCOME TO WILD BUNCH KENNEL

WE ARE MOVING SO ARE EMAIL AND INTERNET WILL BE DOWN FOR A MONTH OR SO. BUT YOU CAN STILL CALL. I WILL TRY TO GET SOMEWHERE WHEN I CAN TO KEEP THE SITE UPDATED. THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.

we are looking for a set of young breeding age akc poms. 1 male and three females. will do some trading for boxers.

We are in the state of Oklahoma. We raise only dogs that are good family dogs and we try to get the best of the best  we can find. I will not own something that might hurt a kid. Because I have kids of my own. My dogs have indoor and outdoor runs. They are all spoiled by me, my kids and my husband. We spend a lot of time with our dogs. One reason we can spend all this time with them is because hubby and me are self-employed. We have always had a love for all kinds of animals.

If they are under wieght or sick they are not breed at all. We only want to sell the best healthiest puppies. All are breeders are wormed and kept up on there shots, they have dog well check ups yearly. They are feed good dog food, have water at all time and are given multi- vitamins and minerals daily. Our puppies are given good puppy food, up to date on deworming, shots, and are given vitamin and minerals daily once they are of age. All puppies will have their dewclaws removed and depending on the breed, will have tails docked. We try to make sure they go to good home with planty of love. One of are goal is to try to match the perfect puppies with you. So we like to get to know a little about you and the life you plan to give your new pet. On top of that we love to hear from you about how you and your puppy are doing and see pics of them growing up. All puppies and kittens are a part of our family from day one. They are all my babies.

Let us share are love of animal with you and your family.

 All will be family aniamls and all puppies will go to their new home pre-spoiled. 

If you have any question

CONTACT LOIS STINE

EMAIL: TURTLE75_73491@YAHOO.COM

or call

Cell: 580-251-5445

PLEASE BE AWARE WHEN YOU PURCHASE OR PLACE A DEPOSIT ON A PUPPY YOU AGREE IN FULL TO ALL TERMS OF MY DEPOSIT AND PURCHASE CONTRACT REGARDLESS IF YOU HAVE SIGNED THE DOCUMENTS OR NOT


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 a few funnies

 

Dog property laws

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it's broken, it's yours.

 

Top 10 Reasons To Breed Your Dog

Thought the house was too orderly
Never did like having a full nights sleep
Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW
Thought the furniture looked too nice
Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, predawn, etc.
Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn’t want to pay a gardener.
Neighbors didn’t complain enough
Kids weren’t enough of a challenge
If you can train & show one dog, why not ten?
Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 How Many Dogs Do You Need to Change a Lightbulb?

Dog Humor

Boxer

Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark

  Greyhound

It isn't moving. Who cares?

Labrador Retriever

Oh, me, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze? Please, please, please?

Dog Quotes and Jokes

Golden Retriever

The day is young. The sun is shining. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside the house worrying about a burned out bulb?

Jack Russell Terrier

I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the furniture and walls.

Cocker Spaniel

Why bother changing it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Australian Shepherd

We love dogs.  And they can be so funny. Read funny dog jokes.

First, let me put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Rottweiler

Try and make me.

Chihuahua

Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or - We don't need no stinkin' light bulb!

Border Collie

Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring I find that's not up to code.

Dog Humor

Old English Sheep Dog

What light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see any light bulb!

German Shepherd

I'll change it as soon as I've led these people out of the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed anyone and made one last perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Dachshund

Dog Jokes for Kids

You know I can't reach that dumb lamp!

Poodle

Let me just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails should be dry.

 

THINGS I MUST REMEMBER AS A DOG
(In order to keep my present living arrangements)
 

  1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

  2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

  3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind the sofa or under the bed

  4. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.

  5. I will not eat the cats' food, before they eat it or after they throw it up.

  6. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to get sick.

  7. I will not throw up in the car.

  8. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. just because I like the way they smell.

  9. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although they are tasty, they are not food.

  10. I will not eat any more Kleenex or napkins and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.

  11. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

  12. I will not chew my humans' toothbrushes and not tell them.

  13. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.

  14. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.

  15. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

  16. I will not steal my mom's thong underwear and dance all over the backyard with them.

  17. The sofa is not a face towel.

  18. Neither are mom & dad's laps. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

  19. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for mom's driver's license and car registration.

  20. I will not play tug-of-war with dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

  21. I will not eat mint-flavored dental floss out of the bathroom garbage; I do not want a string hanging out of my butt.

  22. I will not roll around in the dirt right after just getting a bath.

  23. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying hello.

  24. I will not hump on any person's leg just because I thought they needed a good hump.

  25. I will not fart in my owners' faces while sleeping on the pillow next to their head.

  26. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet. 

  27. The toilet bowl is not a never ending water supply and, just because the water is blue, it doesn't mean it is cleaner. 

  28. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.

  29. I will remember that suddenly turning around and smelling my butt can quickly clear a room.

  30. The cat is not a squeaky toy so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans


1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out eve ry time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things, We both know who's boss here!!!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???

 

 THANKS FOR VISITING

LOIS STINE

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